The B movie… That went straight to book
“TIME FOR YOUR DOOM, PRIEST!”…
“Seriously, are you sponsored by a company called Doom?…”Do you get a percentage every time you say it?”
𝚆𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚊𝚗 𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚢𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚙𝚊𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚌 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚍𝚐𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚊𝚔𝚎, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚎𝚡𝚌𝚕𝚞𝚜𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚊𝚌𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚛𝚌𝚑’𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚙𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚢 𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚜, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙾𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙲𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝚁𝚘𝚜𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚠𝚊𝚛 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚕. 𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚝’𝚜 𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚍𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚌 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗, 𝚓𝚞𝚍𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚜𝚞𝚙𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚒𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚕𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚛 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚜𝚊𝚢 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚘𝚏 𝚋𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚝 𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚛𝚌𝚑 𝚏𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚜, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚜𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗’𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚜𝚊𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚍𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚘 𝚔𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍 𝚜𝚊𝚏𝚎.
𝙵𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝙵𝚕𝚢𝚗𝚗, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚙 𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚄𝙺, 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚊 𝚗𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚏 𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚑𝚒𝚐𝚑 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚐𝚊𝚏𝚏𝚜. 𝙶𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚊𝚗 𝚞𝚕𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚖, 𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚓𝚘𝚋 𝚘𝚏 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚖𝚒𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚛𝚌𝚑’𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚛𝚢, 𝚘𝚛 𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚖𝚒𝚝 𝚑𝚒𝚖𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚑𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗.
𝚈𝚎𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚕 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜𝚗’𝚝 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚊𝚒𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚎, 𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚒𝚋𝚊𝚕 𝚗𝚞𝚗𝚜 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎𝚐𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚞𝚊𝚕 𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚟𝚎𝚜𝚝. 𝙲𝚊𝚗 𝙵𝚕𝚢𝚗𝚗 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚑𝚒𝚖𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏 𝚜𝚘𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝚎𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚝𝚘 𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚎𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚕 𝚖𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜? 𝙾𝚛 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚍𝚢𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚌 𝙱𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚑 𝚟𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚞𝚗’𝚜 𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚋𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚝?
𝙾𝚗𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐’𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚌𝚎𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗, 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖, 𝙵𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝙵𝚕𝚢𝚗𝚗 𝚒𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚔𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚝.
“The Holy snot of the South.”
5 out of 5 stars
Cannibal Nuns From Outer Space is truly one of a kind.
The nuns are a force to be reckoned with……….“That is one ugly mother…”
Father Flynn is a bad-ass in his own……….“Anyone out of the Old Testament, Beards were very much in vogue back then.”
With all the trash, all the cheese (and I don’t mean cheap ass cheese, I am talking the high end, expensive stinky cheese) and gut wrenching laughs. This is a grade A classy book for anyone’s book shelves. I don’t think I have had so much fun reading something in a very long time. Now this book is not for everyone, but if you have a tremendous sense of humour, you don’t mind a bit of crude content and are up for a little bit of gore splashed with a whole lot of hilarious moments, look no further!… Cannibal Nuns from Outer Space is for you.
Now not only is the guts of the book fan-freaking-tastic but the physical book is glorious! Depending on the edition you get….(may I suggest the Hardcover special edition copy). The book reads just as a B movie. You get the play button, movie previews (which all need to be brought to book), movie posters. Then of course you have a soundtrack and end credits. Now if you go the route I suggested and get the hard cover special edition you also receive alternate endings and a few other little jazzy features.
Find out if Father Flynn saves the day. See if you can spot which Nun’s are good vs evil. Spend some one on one time with Phil De Hole and fall in love with Albie.
So happy that I read Cannibal Nuns from Outer Space with my fellow BookTubers. This has easily become one of my most talked about favourites in my 2019 reading year.
And of course thank you all for reading.
Your Fellow Albie Lover
-Nichole
Both the plot and character growth was brilliant throughout. Gilly knows exactly how to set an eerie vibe while keeping the characters completely relate-able. The moment I figured I knew exactly what was happening and who was to blame there was a shift causing me to question all of my original thoughts.
𝕓𝕖𝕔𝕒𝕦𝕤𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕡𝕪 𝕞𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝕒𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕖𝕟𝕕 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕦𝕝-𝕕𝕖-𝕤𝕒𝕔 𝕙𝕒𝕤 𝕒 𝕗𝕖𝕨 𝕗𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕤𝕦𝕣𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕖𝕤 𝕨𝕒𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕞, 𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕝𝕦𝕕𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒 𝕔𝕦𝕣𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕔𝕠𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕡𝕦𝕥𝕤 𝕓𝕠𝕥𝕙 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕚𝕣 𝕝𝕚𝕧𝕖𝕤 𝕚𝕟 𝕕𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕣.
The Lightest Objects In The Universe was different. It was a bit of a Showing the power of love even in the darkest of times.
My favourite geeky detective!
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